There have been reports that the infamous Goldilocks has been sighted in a hair salon in the forests of Bulgaria.
It is thought that Miss Locks is going for the brunette look in order to escape detection.
The renowned porridge thief has been on the run for the past three months, following the robbery of the Three Bears' emergency porridge stash.
Anyone with any information is urged to come forward.
Porridge eaters are also requested to safely lock up their porridge boxes at night, to avoid being the victims of further porridge-related crime.
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