Snow White has launched an Enchanted Forest wide search
for a suitable cleaner for the palace.
Since moving into the royal premises with her new
husband, Prince Charming, Snow White claims that her friends the seven dwarves
are simply too short to reach the palace windows to clean them properly.
“I tried borrowing the singing mice from Cinderella,”
Snow White told reporters, “but they were even less use than the dwarves.”
Snow White has launched an appeal for anyone of giant
sized proportions to get in touch with the palace as soon as possible.
“The cobwebs are getting beyond a joke,” she said, and
added that what she really needed was a giant who might be travelling through
the area and looking for work.
