In a shocking development, the three bears of ‘Just Right
Cottage’, have received a fine of one hundred magic beans, after the smallest
bear was caught stealing boxes of porridge from the local supermarket.
When questioned by authorities, Daddy Bear said that they
had been forced to steal porridge, after a woman, believed to be Goldilocks, looted
their emergency stash.
The fine is the latest in a series of offences committed by
the family, following a fine issued by the Enchanted Forest Council for
littering. This was after complaints by neighbours saying that the bears
refused to recycle their porridge boxes, which were piling up as high as the
cottage.
The whereabouts of Miss Goldilocks is currently being
investigated.