Saturday 13 April 2013

Sleep Sweet by Becky Bye


Following Sleeping Beauty’s dramatic awakening at the lips of Prince Charming, it has been revealed that the princess had in fact taken an overdose of sleeping pills.

Suspicions arose when palace cleaners discovered empty pill bottles underneath a squeaky floorboard in Sleeping Beauty’s bedchamber, which have now been sent for scientific testing.

Sleeping Beauty insists that her extensive sleeping was due to enchantment, and dispels sleeping pill rumours as ‘vicious’ and ‘absurd’.
 
The royal palace refused to comment.